Bonsai Cults Popping Up Everywhere Across Western Alabama – Their Dirty Miniaturized Secrets Revealed
July 12, 2009
Have you heard about the latest Bonsai cults in Western Alabama?
Hundreds of confused Alabaman citizens have fallen prey to Bonsai cult claims of paradise on earth with initiation.
While these cult members spend countless hours cultivating bonsai plants, these strange cult leaders have been investing their monetary gains in what appears to be electro-shock devices used for initiation into the cults. Their profit also appears to be placed in crock-pot recovery educational institutions. Could this be a guise for something else?
Alabama Bonsai cult members are forced to donate a portion of their blood for a mixing ceremony that ties individuals together in lifelong commitment to the cause of miniaturization therapy, which may be just another front for a more evil plot towards world domination.
These vile leaders convince each person who joins to leave their husbands, wives and children and stick to their bonsai group.
They are also becoming well known for their mechanical bull riding competitions.
Web Content Writer: Alicia Crowder
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